Jokes with ice cream
1) A couple walks into an ice-cream shop.
The husband asks, “Do you have something that tastes like responsibility and stress?”
The seller says, “Sir… that’s called vanilla.”
2) Wife: “Why did you buy ten tubs of ice cream?”
Husband: “You said you wanted something cold and sweet.”
Wife: “I meant your attitude, not the freezer!”
3) I told my wife I bought her favorite ice cream.
She said, “Aww, you’re so sweet!”
I said, “Exactly. That’s why I’m melting.”
4) My girlfriend asked why I was eating ice cream at midnight.
I said, “Because no one can judge me when they’re asleep.”
5) The ice-cream man asked, “Cup or cone?”
I replied, “Whichever holds more happiness.”
6) Me: “Why did you eat my ice cream?”
Partner: “Because your problems are too complicated…
but your dessert wasn’t.”
7) I told my boyfriend he’s like ice cream.
He said, “Because I’m sweet?”
I said, “No… because you disappear the second things heat up.”
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